So I just found out The Kooks may possibly be playing T in the Park.As an attendee of the scottish festival, this poses some major problems:
- I may be forced to view them with my Kook-loving chum.
- Which means I will be travelling like 1 trillion miles and paying £200 (I blagged mine on ebay after discovering camping tickets have soldio outio) to participate in an audience which can only be described as mockney, middle class, archer-loving toff with absoloutley no taste in musique.
- They are supporting The Killers, which is a double-whammy of over-commercial and over- exposed-ness.
- If I do manage to drag my friend away to see someone faaaaar better like the manics, I'm sure the fake-northern drones will still follow me like an STI
argh so many dillemmas. So little time. Might have to abolish plans and resell tickets which would be an awful, awful shame.
Damn you Kooky-Kooks, always lurking around each corner ready to pounce and fuck up my festivalia plans. Gosh, so many potential fun times. Ruined by you pesky, pesky, skinny-jeaned Razorlight wannabees. You put shame on the good city of Brighton.
As for the friend, perhaps I should just kill her now before she influences me with her talk of Lurgey-Luke Pritchard and his enourmous Konk.
Anyone got any eloborate ways in which I could go to T, yet avoid The K's?

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