Imaginary Friends

Donnie had one.

Carl had one.

Elwood had one.

Hells, Big Bird even had one.

So why on earth don't we?

Imaginary friends are an excellent way to amuse yourself when bored. With an imaginary friend, you can fool yourself that you are not alone in the world, and that someone actually loves you. An imaginary friend is especially effective when infertile/homeless/husbandless.

And there's a whole range of activities you can do with them . You could play ball, go swimming, go to topshop, go on a bicycle ride, hire out that 80's comedy you always wanted to see, or skip around sand dunes shouting "I'm free, I'm free"

In fact I'm developing my very own imaginary friend right now....

Her names Trish. She comes from Barbados. She likes ice cream.

Good-oh.